Though I'm no behavior specialist, I got this!
*Contain your laughter.
*Make no contact with those giant brown eyes.
*Once home, kiss the little foul mouth goodnight.
*Dip in to the left over buttercream (spoonful, fistful, who am I to judge).
*Pour yourself a glass of wine.
*And THANK GOD it wasn't the F word!
Basic Buttercream Icing
1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, softened
1 tsp vanilla
2 tbsp milk
1 lb (@ 4 cups) confectioners sugar
a pinch of salt
Cream butter, vanilla and milk. Add sugar and salt. Blend until creamy.